This past week was the Country Music Awards (CMA) so *of course* I have to critique the red carpet.

So, uh, Emily West wore a hat with a netted veil thing...and black booties. Way to class it up, Emily. *cough cough*


Taylor Swift was radiant ...


Kellie Pickler went out and got a new face for the occasion.


Carrie Underwood had 7 wardrobe changes but this was her red carpet wear. I'm not loving the color on her, AT ALL. And that belt? Is that snakeskin???


Heidi Newfield's dress missed the mark. I just wanna yank it up.


Jennifer Nettles dress wasn't tragic...but that belt detail in the middle looks like something my 7 year would glue on to her "make it at home" kit.


Dear Miranda Lambert: No. With Love, heidi.


This is just too bad. Martina McBride is such a cute little thing. This dress does nothing to enhance that.


Can't leave ya with a bad taste in your mouth...how stinkin' cute is Kimberly Williams-Paisley?!?!


There ya have it. Next week - more music awards! Fodder for mocking - hooray!!!

heidi