Is this day OVER yet?!?! Seriously. I'm done with it, can we just put it to bed already??

Before leaving the house today I was trrying to find my black slides. A gremlin has come and stolen one of them. I can NOT find it. Anywhere. It's gone. Call Sculley and Moulder, it's been alien-napped.

At the store someone says to me, "Did you know you have puke on the back of your shirt?" Um..no, I didn't know, but thank you for telling me. At least it explains the smell I couldn't find. It would seem the baby urped while I was carrying him earlier and I wore it as a fashion statement.

Then, the kicker. I think I have my hair in a cute messy bun. I mean, that's how it was when I left the house! Nope. Got home and, uh, hit the facilities only to find it's not a cute messy bun AT. ALL. I look like someone pulled random hairs out and they're just randomly flying around my head and sticking out in various directions.

Impressive.

Good fashion day for heidi.

Ugh.

Can I go to bed yet?

heidi